The other day when I met Einstein,
We had a chat over how I took my girl out for dinner and some wine.
He listened to me carefully before telling me about his new theory of relativity,
And I said, ‘Dude, I know I have been experiencing that from like eternity.
Every time when I meet my girl and she looks at me through those deep brown eyes,
Even an hour spent with that love of mine seems like a flying minute.
But If I were to sit naked on a hot pan, even a minute would feel like an hour with every second my ass burning in it.
Further I told him, “My friend, this whole world is a relative concept.
We all are a part of it and we don’t even know it.”
Just the way, when they say that Nagpur is bad. It’s dry, it’s barren and blazing heat you’ll find there plentiful.
But you know something Einstein? With her around, even the scorching summer of Nagpur seemed so beautiful.
One night at Nagpur, she said, “Go, go back to your block now or else everyone will know it.”
I gently whispered, “Sweetheart, it’s 3 am. We are walking beyond the football field. How could anyone even see it?
They are busy with their stupid assignments, late night parties and those mundane fights.
It’s just you and me, darling and I simply long for more of these golden Sunlight-drenched days and deep blue starlit nights.”
Einstein finally raised his glasses now and with curiosity filled eyes he said,
“Who is this ‘she’ that you went on a walk with, spent the sweet summer and took out on a date?”
I smiled at the genius saying, “Einstein my friend, you didn’t understand your own theory.
For me, ‘she’ is a relative concept.